Darcy: "Mom, if everybody can only take one sacrament bread, what do they do with all the leftovers? Does somebody eat it or do they feed it to the ducks? Cuz I'm still really hungry..."
Mom: "Dax, what did you learn in Sunbeams today?"
Dax: "About Adam and Eve"
Mom: "Tell me what you learned about Adam and Eve"
Dax: "They are dead."
Mom: "Yeah, What else?"
Dax: "Well, they had circle faces, and they lived on a rock, and Adam growed trees. And they stole food from Heavenly Father that they weren't supposed to eat. I think it was a tomato."
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