As I was tucking the kids in to bed tonight, Dax told me I needed to step out of the room for a minute. Apparently his privates were not feeling so good and he needed to take a look and make sure he hadn't injured his nether regions. When I came back in a minute later and asked if everything checked out ok he said "Yeah I think so. But if it still hurts really bad when I'm at school tomorrow I'm calling you to come and get me." "Ok..." I said "So are you just going to stand there in the office and say 'Mom, come and pick me up. My weiner hurts!" He laughed for a minute and then said "No Way! We better come up with something. I know! I will just say 'Code P!'" "Code P?" I asked. "Yeah you know...for penis."
All I can say is its a good thing Asiel is working from home tomorrow. I think I will send him to the school to explain to the office ladies what Code P means. :)